Welcome to Puff Puff Putt Club! Before you join, let’s make one thing clear—this community is all about fun, laughter, good talk, and great, good, or even downright awful golf. But all of that hinges on one simple rule: be nice.
By becoming a member, you agree to the following:
1. Keep It Fun & Friendly
PPPC is a laid-back, no-drama zone. We’re here to play, laugh, and enjoy good company. If you take golf (or yourself) too seriously, this may not be the place for you.
2. No Abuse, No Meltdowns
Excessive anger, verbal abuse, or losing your shit over a bad shot, a missed putt, or a lost match will not be tolerated. If you’re throwing virtual clubs or raging in chat, you risk getting benched—or worse, booted.
3. Respect Your Fellow Golfers
Trash talk? Sure, if it’s fun and friendly. Harassment? Hard no. Be respectful in chat, voice, and DMs. If someone says “chill,” listen.
4. 420-Friendly, Not 420-Required
Enjoy the vibes your way. Whether you’re puffing or putting stone-cold sober, everyone is welcome—as long as you bring good energy.
5. Don’t Be Weird About Privacy
No unsolicited DMs, no creepy behavior, no personal drama. We’re here for virtual golf, not reality TV.
6. Have a Blast, But Don’t Be an A 
At the end of the day, we all want the same thing—happy, fun golf with happy, fun people. If you can’t get behind that, this might not be the club for you.
By joining as a member in PPPC, you agree to these rules.
Break them, and you might find yourself spectating from the clubhouse instead of playing on the greens.
Now, let’s tee up, crack some jokes, and have a damn good time! 
