🌿⛳ Spoiler: It’s 10% Skill, 90% Vibes

So, you’ve mastered the art of hitting a virtual ball while forgetting what a “grip” is. Welcome to the big leagues, friend. Here’s how to turn your haphazard swings into stoned glory:

Step 1: Embrace the Shank (It’s a Lifestyle)

Let’s get real: You’re here to laugh, not qualify for the PGA.

  • Pro Tip: Enable the “Wait, Where’s My Ball?” mod (unofficial, but essential). It highlights your ball in neon pink after 10 seconds of confusion.
  • Mantra: “A mulligan a day keeps the rage quit away.”

Step 2: Strain & Swing – A Match Made in Birdie Heaven

Not all greens (or greens) are created equal.

  • Sativa: For when you’re speedrunning Pebble Beach like a caffeinated squirrel.
  • Indica: For vibing with TPC Scottsdale’s sunset views (score optional).
  • Hybrid: For those “Wait, is this the 9th hole or the 1st?” moments.

Step 3: Snackonomics 101

Fuel matters. Here’s the official Munchies Tier List (ranked by Controller Grease Risk):

  • S-Tier: Pretzel rods (dry, grippy, zero collateral damage).
  • F-Tier: Cheetos (RIP your headset’s tracking sensors).